Stalking

One Tooth stalking through the grass.

Posing like he's in a magazine.

Then the stalker becomes the stalked.

Shame!

(Photos by the kitty pornographer, the Petophile.)

Pygmy goat + Great Dane

Pygmy goats are the worst. How nature could have created such a disgusting creature is beyond me. They possess endless cuteness. And adding a Dane to its proximity ... I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Barf.

(Photos by Petophile.)

Real Persian cats

These are real Persian cats.

 

Most cats there are street cats, like all of these.

 

They are usually quite filthy.

 

 Sometimes, kind-hearted people toss food scraps out their windows for the cats to eat.

Some folks befriend the feral felines, feeding them regularly, like this "drive-thru" feeding window.

But often, they are left to fend for themselves, digging through trash bins on the street for their meals.

 Finding little nooks to spend cold nights.

 At times fighting for the same spot.

 More rarely, one will slyly sneak into a house.

Scrappy yet sweet, they are the grossest.

(Photos by the Petophile.)

Can't handle this

 

(Photo by the Petophile.)

Some mutt smut

NYC lap dog.

Phoenix hyper pup.

(Photos by the Petophile.)

Synchronized nastiness

(Photo courtesy of E. Norgaard.)

This feline only has one canine (tooth)

Sometimes it gets stuck on his lip.

 

(Photos by the Petophile.)

Owls in the ground

Burrowing owls. Didn't know that some owls lived underground, eh? These are indeed real critters, not those plastic decoys people put in their yards to fool "pests" to stay away. In the photo below, two of the three winged ones are standing inside the entrance of their home. As if that didn't make these yellow-eyed feathered animals anomalous enough, they are also diurnal--deducible as these photos were taken during the day.

Here's the same shot zoomed out to see more of their habitat:

That's not an optical illusion: It's cookie-cutter housing and a golf course.

Here's a burrow up close:

Find the animals!

 

(Photos by the Petophile.)

Spoon/fight

(Photo courtesy of www.nmorrisphoto.com.)

Woodland creatures

In the wondrous yurts nestled in the magical forests of Oregon's coast, a scurrying may be heard after nightfall, right around dinner time. Shining a light on the uninvited guests only encourages them to ask for the door to be opened. Prepare to get grossed.

(Photos by the Petophile.)

Knead to chew

 This animal is kneading and chewing the blanket at the same time. It's sickening.

Let's have another look:

What a rodent.

(Photos courtesy of RCMII.)

He came inside by way of the chimney

Just like Santa.

(Photo courtesy of  nmorrisphoto.com.)

This is a miniature horse.

This is a miniature horse in your face.

And this is just gratuitous. (The smaller the horse, the bigger the pile of puke!)

(Photos by the Petophile.)

The grossest kitten ever

Nausea-inducing tiny furriness.