How are you real?

Really?

Seriously?

I hate you.

Clever beast.

(Photos courtesy of Vanessa.)

Fawning over them

(Photos courtesy of nmorrisphoto.com.)

Rude awakening

I didn't mean to wake him.

But to be fair, it looks like only half of his face woke up.

The wonky-eyed feline doesn't appreciate the invasion of privacy and flees.

Retreats to cutely plot his revenge on how to shank my face.

(Photos by the Petophile.)

Chubby taster

This is a fat cat. No question about that.

But here's a perhaps relevant one: Will the fat cat make a tasty treat?

(Photos courtesy of Vanessa.)

Eww.

Try all you want, but you can't wash away your grossness, Animal.

(Photo by the kitty pornographer, the Petophile.)

Caseyroll, you're killing me

Please stop being so cute.

Please.

(Photos courtesy of RCMII.)

Kin

Huge and amazing, simply yet elegantly adorned (her handler makes a wonderful accessory, too).

And no, they did not spit. Why is that always the first thing people ask?

People in some parts of the world--Australia, parts of Africa and some portions of the Middle East--eat camel meat. Last year in Australia, 650,000 feral camels in the Outback were reportedly planned to be killed. The population was allegedly wreaking havoc on the desert ecosystem. But why? Like all things lame in the world, it was by the hand of man: The camels were an introduced species to the island nation in the mid 1800s, helping the Europeans conduct genocide on the indigenous people of the region, and now the animals--who had to learn to adapt to a new environment to survive--are being slaughtered for human error. Shocker.

(Photos by the Petophile.)