Cat on a phone: Sleeping style

Sometimes all that petophiles have at their disposal is a cheap cell-phone camera to exploit whatever poor creature they happen upon. 

Aren't you glad they did?

(Photos by the Petophile.)

Bug porn

Bugs on a phone ... making baby bugs.

(Photos by the Petophile.)

Squirrellyface

Hello, squirrelface. Come a little closer.

That's better.

Wait, don't hide!

Lovely.

Thanks for the gross times.

(Photos by the Petophile.)

Ikea makes kitty pjorn!

Ikea is full of affordable, assembly-required, hard-to-pronounce-named furniture—and kittens! 

In Swedish, it's kattunge pjorn. Watch it here.

Who does this little corkscrew tail belong to?

Pearl, a pug puppy.

 

Say hello to her wrinkled face.

(Photos by the Petophile.)

I want to be your friend

(Photos by the Petophile.)

Cat on a box vs. cat in a box: The conclusion

And now, for the conclusion of the epic battle of cat on a box vs. cat in a box:

The claws came out.

And, apparently, so did a tongue.

Sunk right in!

Regained composure,

and attacked from a new angle.

Anyone puke yet? Here's your last—and perhaps most worthy—chance:

Teef!

But why is cat on a box so violent?

Anyway, this went on for a bit longer, then Caseyface (cat in a box) had enough. She got rid of that pesky cat on a box and reclaimed the territory on top of the box for herself. It is her box, after all.

(Photos by the Petophile.)