Thursday, December 9, 2010

More About the Four Little Kittens, part 6

 Are you tired of reading these Four Little Kittens posts? Too bad. The story's not over yet, and these poor animals had to endure being stuffed into these tiny clothes and unnatural positions for this limp-noodle children's story. So the least you can do is suck it up and have a little respect for these creatures who didn't get a choice to be involved.

Here's part 6. Enjoy!






 (Pip's looking a little more wolfy than kitteny—and mad. I think his jumpsuit may have been restricting his blood flow.)



 (Squintyface!)



 (This is ...

 ... messed up!)


(I'd like to introduce you to your new screen saver:)

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

More About the Four Little Kittens, part 5


 Busted! Pa's name is "Old Hisser." Ha.


 (Wha??)


 (Lovely chick.)


 (Creepy. What's going on with the puppy's lower half?)


 (Creepy times three.)




(Fishing fail!)
What's for dinner? See part 6 ...

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

More About the Four Little Kittens, part 4

 This is the boat, jam and "plane" edition of More About the Four Little Kittens saga. Buckle up.


 (Boats!)



(Stealin' jam in jammies.)


 (A get-away vehicle! This may be my favorite of all the photos so far.)

In part 5, other species get wrangled into the kitty porn. It's going to be good.

Monday, December 6, 2010

More About the Four Little Kittens, part 3




 (He probably wouldn't have spilled if he had opposable thumbs. It's not his fault; he was born that way.)


 (Do you think she washed her paws before handling the dough? I guess for cats, washing means licking ... oh. Heads up: Don't eat the cookies.)




(What's up with his bum?)


 It's on! 
Stay tuned for more, purrverts!

Saturday, December 4, 2010

More About the Four Little Kittens, part 2

Let's see what happens with the little kittens ...


 Mama's looking a little grisly.




Yeah, that's weird.

To be continued ...

Friday, December 3, 2010

More About the Four Little Kittens, part 1

As one can see, More About the Four Little Kittens is a vintage kitty porn book. The photographs are reminiscent of Harry Pointer's staged cat photos, as the Petophile shared with you all months ago. However, there is no author or photographer credit anywhere on this book. It was published in 1988 by Merrimack Publishing Corporation, who is a publisher of children's books, including lots of kitty porn classics, including: Tale of Benjamin Bunny: With a Bunny, Tale of Two Bad Mice: With Fur Mouse, Mother Goose and Christmas in Animal Land.








(Yes, this is really happening.)
Will their mother say yes? Or will she say no? Uh-oh, cliffhanger!

Thursday, December 2, 2010