Hold on

(Photo courtesy of RCMII.)

How are you real?

Really?

Seriously?

I hate you.

Clever beast.

(Photos courtesy of Vanessa.)

Fawning over them

(Photos courtesy of nmorrisphoto.com.)

Rude awakening

I didn't mean to wake him.

But to be fair, it looks like only half of his face woke up.

The wonky-eyed feline doesn't appreciate the invasion of privacy and flees.

Retreats to cutely plot his revenge on how to shank my face.

(Photos by the Petophile.)

Chubby taster

This is a fat cat. No question about that.

But here's a perhaps relevant one: Will the fat cat make a tasty treat?

(Photos courtesy of Vanessa.)

Eww.

Try all you want, but you can't wash away your grossness, Animal.

(Photo by the kitty pornographer, the Petophile.)

Caseyroll, you're killing me

Please stop being so cute.

Please.

(Photos courtesy of RCMII.)