The cuterestest kitten ever

 Nastypants hamming it up—with a squishy eye!

 See, this is how she got her name.

 'Cause them pants be naaasty.

That coin there in the foreground is for scale, to see how huge her cuteness is.

Is big.

(Photos by the Petophile.)

Bad kitty porn

 The flash.

 The bad framing.

The lack of focus. 

It's good old-fashioned kitty porn.

(Photos courtesy of M.S.)

Cat on a phone: kittens in the 'hood

 This orange kitten was chasing a wild turkey that was easily three times bigger than him. 

Guess how that hunt turned out?

This kitten was napping. That why he's got a little sleepyface going on.

(Photos by the Petophile.)

More Caseyface on a phone

 Gross ...

 Disgustingly grosser ...

The grosserest.

With the shark chin in full view, it was difficult not to throw up all over it. 

(Photos by the Petophile.)

Caseyface on a phone

(Photos by the Petophile.)

Russian predator cat kept as a pet

The Petophile is breaking format because the photos below are just too crazy, that I do not trust you lazy purrverts out there to click on the link if I provide it. 

These photos come from what looks to be a Russian website, www.diesel.pp.net.ua/news/2008-02-10-104. If anybody out there can translate what it says, please report back to the Petophile! I'm incredibly curious. 

In order of how they are posted, here's the series:

That's a serious-looking cat. The size of its nose is huge.

It's starting to get weird ...

What the hell is going on here?!

Why is this beast living in an apartment? That's so unnatural.

OK, that's pretty funny.

Wait, what? Weird things happen in that bathtub.

I understand the need for a wild animal to hunt its own food, but, again, why is this wild animal in a domestic environment?

Uh ...

I bet all their pillows are stuffed with feathers. 

Does blood come out of hardwood ... ?

And the killer on the dinner table? I guess one may get mauled if one tried to shooed him away.

Hold up: This is way too pervy. Sorry for judging, folks, but really? On the computer shirtless? It's starting to make sense ... sort of. No, it still doesn't make any sense.

Good thing they get live chickens and catfish for this beast, otherwise, it might otherwise be compelled to eat the house cat.

And a few "Aw, isn't it adorable when the killing machine plays?" shots.

Demon eyes! Just kidding.

But that does look freaky. And, dang, that nose!

 (All photos from www.diesel.pp.net.ua/news/2008-02-10-104.)

Cat on a phone: Kitten legs

Very elegant lounging technique.

Double the kittens, double the disgust.

(Photos by the Petophile.)