Deadline: September 30

It should come as no surprise that the Petophile likes natural habitats, or wilderness, because that's where unbelievable beauty and wild porn come from. And oh, yeah, it's kind of crucial for our whole ecosystem. Change.org says:

"We only have until September 30th to make sure the Obama administration hears how we feel about conservation before it releases a White House report that could set the stage for America’s conservation agenda for years to come."

Just sign the petition. There's only a couple of days left to do so, and it only has 13,695 signatures out of a goal of 15,000. Make your friends do it, too! There's already a letter written for you, but I think I might add this to mine:

"Please conserve the wild porn and the environment in which it lives. It would be stupid not to."

Succinctly stated, don't you think?

Do it here: http://www.change.org/petitions/view/only_days_left_to_tell_obama_protect_americas_great_wilderness.

I'll reward you with something gross if you do.